bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

(via fiftyshadesofhazel)

michiferangst:

marissagiersch:

justjenaynayy:

dolphinboy420:

i dont think i’ve ever been so frustrated

Orange you glad it’s not a banana 

it happened

so what, maybe poor orange identifies as banana

michiferangst:

marissagiersch:

justjenaynayy:

dolphinboy420:

i dont think i’ve ever been so frustrated

Orange you glad it’s not a banana

it happened

so what, maybe poor orange identifies as banana

(Source: photohab, via money-makes-me-horny)

icillict:

weedcrystals:

vanilla-beaan:

My new favorite flower

It’s just 1 dollar bills you cheap ass hoes

Why you hatin? Did you receive a bouquet of pennies?

icillict:

weedcrystals:

vanilla-beaan:

My new favorite flower

It’s just 1 dollar bills you cheap ass hoes

Why you hatin? Did you receive a bouquet of pennies?

(via money-makes-me-horny)

"…And please remember that you were beautiful before he told you that you were."

Thank you so much for this, h-allo. (via c-oquetry)

(via sadpills)